ZeldaQueen: Well, we’re at one of Those Chapters. You know, one of the infamous ones that gets pointed out so very often in criticisms of this book ( Read more... )

ZeldaQueen: When we last left off, Patch was a creepy fucker and Nora was infuriatingly dense about it.

Ket: Doesn’t that sum up the whole book?

ZeldaQueen: More or less.

Projection Room Voices: Starting Media in 3...2...1...

( In Which Nora Makes Some Piss-Poor Decisions )

ZeldaQueen: Well, we met the male lead of our little tale in the prologue, so it's time we met our female lead! Oh boy!

Projection Room Voices: Starting Media in 3...2...1...
( In Which Sex Ed Is Bonkers )

Projection Room Voices: You're redoing this one?

ZeldaQueen: Oh yeah! Greetings and salutations, folks! Welcome to the revamped sporking of Hush, Hush! Some of you may recall when I sporked this the first time around, over at the Realm. Well, I took a look at it, and decided that my sporking skills improved and I missed quite a few things the ( Read more... )

ZeldaQueen: And now for a chapter that somehow manages to feel entirely pointless, even though it supposedly involves Nora making a breakthrough. Also, warnings - this chapter has it made clear that Nora is aware Patch stalks her, but doesn't care.
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ZeldaQueen: *cheerfully* Well, it's certainly been some time, hasn't it? How about we continue on, through the never-ending fail?
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ZeldaQueen: And we’re back, ladies and gentlemen! Sorry for the delay, but this chapter is just bad. Have a snack and drink of choice on hand because…lordy ( Read more... )

ZeldaQueen: Another two-parter, because this chapter is killing me with the stupid.

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ZeldaQueen: In which we see that, like with underpants, Fitzpatrick has no clue how police officers work
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ZeldaQueen: In which we get several sources of conflict, and they are all pointless. Also, Marcie is a whore

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